Thursday, 7 February 2019

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

 Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? To play a game of squash.

 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

 After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play? The other detective said you mean he was playing with birds.

What kind of bread do elves eat? Shortbread.

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